Here's a funny story about something Jayden did a few weeks back...
It's about 4pm; he goes tearing off to the bathroom -- clearly he's waited too long. He calls me a few minutes later, having peed all over everything (again). For some reason whenever he starts peeing before getting himself set in front of the toilet, he never gets pointed in the right direction!
So anyway, I go in, and boy am I annoyed. I start cleaning up, and asking him why he didn't aim in the potty. "What were you thinking? Use your head next time!"
"But Daddy.. my head doesn't HAVE a penis!"
I laughed so hard I could barely finish cleaning the bathroom :)